Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 150,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + Terrible gig
Dilemma 1: “He won’t marry me”
Marriage changes a man
If Pete was single he would want to marry a rich woman
Dilemma 2: “My daughters dad is a waste-man should I cut him off?”
If the woman is doing well and the man isn’t should he still help with the little he has?
Causation vs correlation + Nostradamus
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Pete rips into Nando’s staff + Argument over cheese
Woman allegedly takes condom out of trash to get rich
Luke’s agony aunt story + Pete exposes Charlotte, again!
Lukes has ago at Pete and he bites back
Forced fatherhood A.K.A spurgling
Jimmy Savile + Louis Theroux
Only concerned with prejudice that effects you
Vicious Pete + How would you deal with forced fatherhood?
Does Luke not trust women?
Randy the guinea pig to father 400
The middle class don’t handle adversity well
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + A legend passes away
Is society getting weaker?
Black culture Vs Indian culture
Dilemma from man who cheats on his wife
Luke confesses more then he should
Sometimes you need to make love to a stranger
Can you still love her if you cheat? + Beyonce and Jay-z
When you know the relationship is over
Some women are upfront about what they want
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + Luke Vs Pete episode 1
Sophie Ellis-Bextor stupid mistake
Rude episode of TV show Rainbow + When rude scenes come on while watching TV with your kids
Hard to understand other peoples pain
Dilemma One: Woman who rejected and humiliated me is back but she is now unattractive
Girls from my school
Dilemma Two: my boss is racist but I need my job
“We are not good people Luke”
Female footballer accused of racily abusing white officer
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
On this week episode the boys discuss the viral video of the woman who was dancing provocatively onstage with a rapper while her boyfriend watched in audience. A dilemma where there has been cheating and pregnancy and paternity is in question. Should she come clean
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro + Woman who embarrassed boyfriend at concert dancing with rapper
Wife of love island star caught sexting another man + send dirty messages
Being suspicious that your child doesn’t look like you
Dilemma: I Slept with ex now I’m pregnant should I come clean?
Mix up at the hospital + would you stay if you found out the child wasn’t yours?
The rockstar method (women marrying Mr reliable but cheating with the rockstar)
I couldn’t cope with being a deadbeat dad
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
Tuesday Feb 27, 2024
On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro and shoutouts
Pete would be scared to date nowadays
Dilemma: My friend is insecure, sort her out!
When you don’t know how to use your fingers
Dilemma: My Girlfriend want me to get cosmetic surgery
Dilemma: I left my wife and children for new woman, now I wanna go back.
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro and news
Woman sends 159,000 texts after first date
Luke met a psycho woman
Pete calls Luke a nerd
When women attack Vs when men attack
Women who don’t like condoms
Pete would deny paternity + After pregnancy body
Charlottes sings Pete to sleep + Being a childish dad
Mum sleeps with hockey team
Mermaids found and Petes excited
Dilemma
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code".
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Dilemma One: why isn’t my partner interested.
Threesome with my partners friend
Do you like lingerie?
Luke’s internet history
Stern women
Dilemma Two: My friend is sleeping with her cousin…
Dilemma Three: I Keep misgendering colleague by accident
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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Intro
Innocent man sentenced to 26 years in prison
How Pete would of freed the man
Solicitor says the N-Word
If you could get away with murder?
Mum who went to prison for sons crime
If we could carry guns over here
Near death experience
Dilemma: How rough is too rough in the bedroom?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
intro
Drug called Salvia
When your body betrays you
Devils breath (Drug)
Vince McMahon
Woman who made false allegations
Dilemma: Should women have to join the army?
Dilemma: My wife earns more than me should I be ashamed?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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